My true lovestory is a search-and-find book of 7 sweethearts +1, a messy report by a fly-tipper with a beating heart.
Everyone is afraid of love—especially the kind that hasn’t happened yet. And rightly so! Being a “found thing” isn’t easy. What if no one sees you? What if no one recognizes you! And then! When someone thinks you’re this or that, wants to rearrange all your sad little furniture! The glass cabinet that holds who you really are. Looking for love is not safe.
Flip through My true lovestory. Take another look! Who’s who, and why? And how many plates were on the table? Still there in the morning? Because sometimes visitors stay the night. Sometimes they say the wrong things—way too cool or way too clingy or way too rushed.
My true lovestory is a wildly thrilling tale, because failure is always lurking—alongside giggles in the twilight. But most of all, it’s none of your business! The messages in this paper discovery were meant for someone else.
Okay then, you may read them—if you can, if you dare. What kind of detective are you? One with a stinky raincoat? Or one with a nose for pollen and fizzy lemonade? What are you looking for in love? Because My true lovestory is also about you.
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An Olaerts